Brush up on your Bob’s Burgers pun word play before Season Five premieres on October 5 with our totally objective ranking. The puns on this list were ranked on humor, cleverness and method of execution.
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan